Tiger Woods’ hedonistic ex-wife Elin Nordegren is making good use of the $100 million settlement from her cheating golfballer hubby. The former nanny recently purchased a stunning $12 million Florida manse—only to bulldoze the six-bedroom, eight-bathroom waterfront home because it didn’t quite suit the spoiled princess.
The 32-year-old Swedish gold-digger told planners in North Palm Beach that the 9,000 square foot property simply wasn’t big enough to hold her two children, ages 2 and 4—not to mention her gargantuan sense of entitlement.
Elin gleefully divorced Woods in 2010 after the lame-brained athlete bedded a string of women during their five-year marriage, knowing that her bountiful divorce booty was going to far exceed the worth of any booty call with Tiger. Somehow, through her crocodile tears, Nordegren has even managed to find love again—surprise, with another rich dude, this time billionaire Jamie Dingman, whom she started dating in July.
Figuring she’ll probably spend more than $20 million to rebuild the house, I expect Elin will run out of Tiger’s cash within a year. I wonder if Dingman will recognize Elin for what she is before she has the chance to reap his seed and spawn a couple more kids: no matter how big the house, there’s no masking pure trailer trash. *