Just faaaabulous! Ever since Bruce Jenner met the knife some years back, it’s hardly news that he looks more and more like a senior lesbian. Well, pucker up, cool cats. Star mag reveals that the former Olympic gold medalist loves nothing more than sashaying the 50-yard dash—in size 13 pumps.
The rag reports that lawyer Robert Kardashian’s former wife, Ellen, revealed that Bruce has a not-so-secret fetish for wearing women’s clothing,
|Sigh… 1976… What a cutie…|
shoes and lingerie, which was blabbed to her when tossing down martinis with Bruce’s ex-wife, pal Chrystie.
Ellen claims she mumbled to Chrystie: “Bruce was every woman’s heartthrob when he was that age.” The response, between double Johnny Walker shots : “Yeah, until I went on a trip and came back and he had gone through all my clothes. He’d clip my bras together and wear them. I couldn’t live with it.”
Apparently, Bruce’s next wife, Kris Jenner, didn’t mind sharing smart tops and lace-adorned bottoms with her hubby… and he cross-dressed for years during their years of marital bliss.
I say party on, Bruce. You’re not hurting anybody by gamboling along the hallway pretending you’re one of the Spice Girls. Just remember: You’re definitely an autumn lady. *
|Jenner with more than a touch of lipstick in a photoshoot for the Kardashian’s Christmas card, with daughter Kylie. Sweet!|