As momentum builds for Smoking Nun idol William Levy‘s competitive appearance on the 14th season of ABC reality series Dancing With The Stars (which launches at 8 p.m. Monday, March 19th) our Sexiest Man Alive is at last garnering plenty of mainstream press—that is, two years after The Smoking Nun began singing his praises.
Oh, wait, you mean ass, right, girl? Well, that’s certainly a start: Let’s add those beautiful teeth, perfect face, enviable abs and overall ideal demeanor to that, shall we? As I’ve mentioned before, this will be the first time I’ve been able to bear this inexplicably enduring show… though I have to admit, watching Martina Navratilova in a pair of high heels could be giddy fun. *