Ugh, I could hear it coming before she even said it. Beyonce, who was voted the Most Beautiful Woman in the Solar System by People magazine, responded to the alleged honor with this statement: “I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth. I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth. The best thing about having a daughter is having a true legacy.”
God, is that the most predictable reaction on earth? Because god knows, before Beyonce & Jay-Z dropped precious angel Blue Ivy Carter in January, she was one homely gal. Sadly, while Beyonce, 30, is now very (very) beautiful since she’s a mommy, her kid still has one of the dumbest names this side of Jupiter.
Modern Family’s Colombian-born Sofia Vergara, 39, takes second place in the top ten list (agreed!). True beauty Charlize Theron is third. Mirror Mirror star and hideous newcomer Lily Collins‘ publicist paid People enough to land at No. 4.
Madeleine Stowe is 5, thanks to her deliciously wicked role in ABC’s Revenge, followed by boobs-heaving Christina Hendricks… and then, inexplicably, the plainest woman alive, Michelle Williams. The remaining three are so boring I can’t even bear taking the time to type their names… Read more here. *