Wow! Look at Miley Cyrus at Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards! Dressed in lovely, virginal white, she decided that the apropos look for the night was to look as much like a coked-up Patty Duke in Valley of the Dolls as possible, while accidentally wearing one of Lady Gaga’s wigs backward.
Girl, there will come a time when you wonder why you didn’t embrace youth… all too soon. Just drunk dial Lindsay Lohan for further details: 1-800-REHAB. *